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Yo' mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, it looks like she is giving a urine sample. |
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Yo' mama is so fat, when the judge says, "Order in the court!" she says, "I would like 3 cheeseburgers, two french fries, and a large coke!"
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Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
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Yo' mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure!
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Yo' mama is so ugly, your daddy takes her to work every day just so he doesn't have to kiss her good bye!
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Yo' mama is so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it even comes with cable!" |
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