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A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?" The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass." |
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
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Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
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Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
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Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. |
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