Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

Q: How can you tell a plane is filled with actors?

A: When the engine stops, the whining goes on.

Q: What's an actor with two brain cells called?

A: Preggers.

Q: What's the difference between a dead actor in the road and a dead snake in the road?

A: Skid marks in front of the snake.

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.